Well, it seems the council will simply not rest until every corner of the Lido is utterly destroyed.
Not only have they built the ugliest path in the world across Willow Lawn, they have now fenced off the slipway to prevent people feeding the birds there.
This is because the birds are daring to do their business in the water, and are spoiling Mr Puddifoot's water quality results. It seems that despite all sane objections to the scheme, they still want to encourage people to swim in the filthy water.
The 'new' designated area to feed the birds is the other side of the pub - oh, isn't that the picnic area?? Indeed yes. And also the area where dogs are off lead.